That awkward moment when the phrase doesn't end as you ice cream.

I don't wanna start with those lame things but after you got to know someone you see how beautiful they are.
You don't need to be skinny to be beautiful.
And Yes, you will find someone who will love passionately ( I won't, cause' They see me rolling they hatin. Just kidding, I'm just a lost cause. xD)

Yo' woman your skirts are to short!

They see me rolling, They hatin

As always ( or not, or Just once), I was fucking right.

(Those are crows, this scene is taken from RE, but you get the ideia)

Put some glasses on!

FAIL.This is so fucking funny. :3



Oh my eyeee, my eye. I'm blind, I'm fucking blind :o




Fact:
10 percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
Russians are some crazy drunk people :o

Hippo milk is pink.
Now you can understand why your yogurt is pink!

Meme! 1#

Troll dad is troll dad!

    What's a meme?

    A contagious information pattern that replicates by parasitically infecting human minds and altering their behavior, causing them to propagate the pattern.


Brace yourselves MEME'S are going to infect the world! -> I just said another meme. NOOOO!

Humans versus zombie cats, who wins?

Humans versus zombie cats, who wins?

Cats are like ninjas and maybe one day they will hunt us down like those pidgeons :c
So you better RUUUN!

(What a crappy post, so sorry! :c)

Random stupid thing

 

This is why we are all gonna die in 2012.:o

[I can't count the times, that my life punched me in the face or backstab me. Sometimes I can't help it, I get my hopes up and then BAM! I hit the floor. Maybe the problem is that I'm getting used to always get burnt and I'm becoming afraid of getting my hopes up. I'm gonna try to stay strong and positive. It's gonna be hard, and I'm gonna fall and raise up so many times, like I did before .But I'm a fighter and fighters don't quit.]

Yo, nigga I haven't post cause I've been sick with BIEBER FEVER! (nigahiga's jokes ''Teehee'')
For you that think this was a really  booring post.BAM. Eat floor bitch!

Because mum's can give guys good advices too.

Just Kidding you ! :3

Mom ❤

On the other day I was seeing ''The biggest loser'' ( Peso Pesado), portuguese version. Someone's daughter was sayin «I'm a shame of my mom 'cause she is fat. I'm always afraid of being seen with her by my friends!»
This girl is f*cking idiot. Her mother was always smiling and she seemed a nice person --'.
A mom is a mom. I mean, you should not care if she is tall, thin, poor, rich, asian, nigger, white, blue, green (...) She is and will always be your mum no matter what. I'm so sure that even if your mother is not with you, She cares and She is worried all the time.
«How many times did your mother worked till late so that she could pay for a toy. How many times did your mum bought you clothes thinking that she didn't needed them.» I mean  mom's always try their best to protect their children.

I love my mother and I'm not ashamed to show that to the world.❤

It's simple.

A simple path to happiness. Make your life simpler and strive for hapiness.

I haven't post so regularly  and this is a crappy post o.o
I'm sorry :c.

Reality - the worst game ever.

Typical Human Thinking

Are we stupid or something?
Why can't we enjoy what we have?

We should enjoy life like there is no tomorow but instead we keep thinking «If...» and «Why can't e be her/him?».

It's so stupid, we should enjoy ourselves and be happy just the way we are.

We can't be perfect and sometimes we can't just have what we want (and sometimes even what we deserve). We need to accept ourselves and be happy. «The beauty should come within you- the beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit.» Who tha fuck cares about money?

Dobry Den

Let's run away from responsibility. Let's run away from this anxiety.

School  ( Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life) has begun and now I don't have time to post so regularly.  Fuck. Fuck . Fuck :c.


I'm sorry :c


Dobry Den. I learn some Czech. I'm a cultured person. (: ( Good Day it's all I can say but It's a start).

Pigeon ♡

Pigeons are badasses thieves. Show them some respect or lose a finger or 2. Pigeons are begining to hunt us down.
Pigeon rules nowadays :1-Chose your  target.
                                    2- Aim for the innocent human and embarass him to death

                                        (almost).

                                    3- Finish him by eating his finger.

Don't worry, Be Happy.

Just look on the bright side life is persistent. (nsn). 
''Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.It's already tomorroy in Australia''-  Charles Shulz
This phrase reminds me of the day the world is supose to end. Is 2012 the end of the world? o:
Probabilly not, soo don't panic.       (◕ ‿ ◕✿)

Scary movies

Let's play a Game!
Welcome to my nightmare!

Oh scary movies ♡.

Weird Fact #3- The power of penguins

Ever wondered how far a penguin can fire waste from its anus? No, Not really.
It seems like penguins have some special butt power so they can fire poo over a distance of 40 cm.
It must be cool to be a penguin, I mean when you're pooping you don't get dirty. Let's just pretend I didn't wrote that.

Be yourself.

Let's trick them. They won't find out.

If you wanna change, change for yourself. You don't need to pretend to be someone you're not.  You only need to please yourself. If you're happy, why should you care about what strangers think. Worrying too much can stop you for being happy.

I challenge you to be completely yourself and don't mind about what others might think. I challenge you to do whatever you want, to say what you feel like saying, to go where you want.  I challenge you to be happy.

(◕ ‿ ◕✿)

 

Rabbit :)

So cute  (◕ ‿ ◕✿)

Stupid signs

No aliens allowed! 

I'm so angry too :c

 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Mind your own business

Mind yout own business.

&

Stop criticizing others just because you don't understand them.

Don't be afraid to be yourself. (◕ ‿ ◕✿)

‾pɹıǝǝʍ

Weird fact #2- Animals can naturally explode

Natural animal explosions can occur for a variety of reasons. Post-mortem explosions are the result of the build-up of natural gases created by methane-producing bacteria inside the carcass during the decomposition process.

Now the U.S.A has to look for explosives & whales (and other animals). It’s bad when you’re walking on the street and then ‘’boom’’ you get covered in whales blood and vomit from other person, ‘’Oh hello washing machine!’’.

Life & bycicles.

Sometimes I wish life was as easy as ridding a bicycle. Maybe life is easy people are the complicate ones.

(◕ ‿ ◕✿)

Smiiile :)

I couldn't agree more. You can't have a poker face all day, you have to smile. 

Smile helps you lose weight.

My way of helping you to lose some weight:

 Wife: Hey! look at that funny guy who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: He is my ex-boyfriend but i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god! He is still celebrating his freedom...

(◕ ‿ ◕✿)

Are you a horse?

This is how you know if you're a liar.

Weird fact #1- Animals can rain from the sky.

Weird facts - I’m going to write about weird things that happen and say some stupid and hilarious things about them.

 

The animals most likely to drop from the sky in a rainfall are fish, frogs and birds. There is no valid scientific explanation for this phenomenon.

The expression it’s raining ‘’cats and dogs’’ should be replaced for ‘’ Omg! I’m  going to eat fish for dinner’’. It’s awesome, this away the hunger in Africa could fade away. Let’s pray for pigs and fish to fall in Africa.

 When this happens normally cats think: ‘’Am I dead? Is this heaven?’’.