Stupid signs

No aliens allowed! 

I'm so angry too :c

 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Mind your own business

Mind yout own business.

&

Stop criticizing others just because you don't understand them.

Don't be afraid to be yourself. (◕ ‿ ◕✿)

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Weird fact #2- Animals can naturally explode

Natural animal explosions can occur for a variety of reasons. Post-mortem explosions are the result of the build-up of natural gases created by methane-producing bacteria inside the carcass during the decomposition process.

Now the U.S.A has to look for explosives & whales (and other animals). It’s bad when you’re walking on the street and then ‘’boom’’ you get covered in whales blood and vomit from other person, ‘’Oh hello washing machine!’’.

Life & bycicles.

Sometimes I wish life was as easy as ridding a bicycle. Maybe life is easy people are the complicate ones.

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Smiiile :)

I couldn't agree more. You can't have a poker face all day, you have to smile. 

Smile helps you lose weight.

My way of helping you to lose some weight:

 Wife: Hey! look at that funny guy who has drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: He is my ex-boyfriend but i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god! He is still celebrating his freedom...

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Are you a horse?

This is how you know if you're a liar.

Weird fact #1- Animals can rain from the sky.

Weird facts - I’m going to write about weird things that happen and say some stupid and hilarious things about them.

 

The animals most likely to drop from the sky in a rainfall are fish, frogs and birds. There is no valid scientific explanation for this phenomenon.

The expression it’s raining ‘’cats and dogs’’ should be replaced for ‘’ Omg! I’m  going to eat fish for dinner’’. It’s awesome, this away the hunger in Africa could fade away. Let’s pray for pigs and fish to fall in Africa.

 When this happens normally cats think: ‘’Am I dead? Is this heaven?’’.