How to get more readers and supporters

I've a litle ideia that will grow. I'm not a fucking genius but I've found a way of having more readers and supporters.

     Readers Guess:
          #1 You're gonna post funny things.
               No. Wrong. Aren't my posts funny already? (Not at all, you suck)

          #2 You're gonna post serious and interesting stuff.
                Nope. It's impossible for me to be serious and my posts are already interesting.
               (I haven't noticed)

          #3 It's easy you're gonna publish you're blog in a good siite. In 1000 people 1 should like it.
                Nope. Thats very comforting. TY

(...) IDEIA: I'm gonna give a CANDY to everyone who reads and comments my blog.
I'm gonna get so many comentaries  *-*. Yeah. Comentaries from kidds. (I don't care if my supporters are kids that just want a candy and think that I don't have a brain. Whatever, I know I've one.)

It's a virtual candy